Yea me hearteez, I iz bak wiv de aven janz or summat posh like dat - wiv de lethal originatorz, yup ya Fragglez, kikin’ it hard-style like.

Keepin’ it reel, NORFSIDE!!! so not safe 4 da kidd1ez or ya work, like.

DJNoNo - Fraggle Ross (Fraggle Rock theme vs SebastiAn Ross Ross Ross (Liggybaby Fuck Me Edit))

Scary - Ah’ve been featchurred on a Halloween Monster mashup bootleg thingummy called ‘Bride of Monster Mash‘ or summat, with a nu DJNoNo track - ‘County Sound‘ with MC Count von Count chattin’ over Dillinja and Aphroditee-hee. Chek it!

Also kickin’ da classix are DJ B.C., Urn Monkey, Fett and the dog, Hurleyburd, Pilch-hard, Meestah F-A-B, the boys from Essex and Cheeky and soulcoffin & many more homies I can’t get tha names right eether….all well good doh.

Dunno why asthmatic ducks are largin’ it on da homepage though…is that a new moosikal stylee? Very Count Duck-u-like.

And now da peepz over at Boing Boing have bigged it up with my track as their fave! BRAPBRAPBRAP!!!!

that bloke tbc’s at it agin - e’s gon un’ stole sum of ma old booteez and put em up on ‘is blog. Bah. Is mah bootee stash not safe, man? An’ e added sum smarmy feckin smart-arse comment to em 2. Dat man needz a seeing to, correcklee like.

Neway, ere’s tha toonz now tha damage is dun.

1. I Love Happy Hardcore (Fuck Happy)
2. Too Many Egos - full version
3. Em is a Naggin Fly (Crossover vs Eminem vs Roy Orbison

Cha Cha IS the nu Rock n Roll, and this will be 4 a new EP of Cha Cha boots if I evah get mah shang togethah…Snoop the D.O double G croons with the Starlight Strings. Tis Unforgettable…I want u 2 shake yer bootie to the ballroom big band, yeah?

Some odd beardy bloke called tbc put it on ‘is Jazz Mix or summat. Can’t see it meself…

Cha Cha Like It’s Hot (Snoop Dogg ‘Drop it Like It’s Hot’ vs Starlight Strings ‘Unforgettable’)

This is fer all yer Polka-heads out thurr. Nu recruit 2 da Polka Cru is DJ Kool Herc. He’s startz a nu trend - polka-breaking, nah not breaking the accordion, tha’s silly, but spinning on ‘is head in lederhosen, while we spin da polka breakz.

We like 2 leave ‘im 2 his little fetishes, ‘he’s ‘armless, but it takes all sorts I ’spose….?

So dis is DJ Kool Herc ‘B-Boy Boogie’ vs Lawrence Welk ‘Accordion Man’. Well smart!

B-Boy Polka

Mary Poppins meet Shy Fx, Shy FX meet Mary Poppins…it’s musicalibrekzicore, nu genre innit. She’s a nang babe, sorted.

n’ yeah I can say Supercalifagilisticespialidocious, can’t every1?

Supercalibreakz (Supercaliwotzit vs Shy Fx, OK?)

http://www.zen6818.zen.co.uk/mashups/djnono/DJNoNo_Supercalibreakz.mp3

In support of dat mighty King of Pop up on kiddie-fiddler charges, yeah Joe Loss, I’ve created dis mash wiv sum bloke called Michael Jackson. ???
Never heard of im, but ahm sure ill do well, especially if e stays away from dem kiddiez…like tha SK1llzMaster J-Loss did! Have you ever heard J-Loss From Da Block? Classick!

So free Joe Loss! im innocent, I tell ya!

This is part of da minty-fresh nu No sound (Accordions wuz tha nu Rock n Roll, but that SO old, ya kno?) and the new EP out soon - ‘Cha Cha is the New Rock n Roll’ and dis is the 1st install-e-ment as dey say in abroad like in Franz. Or whatever.

oi! here is: Stripper Jackson (Joe Loss ‘The Stripper’ vz Michael Jackson ‘The Way You make me Feel’, it sez ere)

have a good ‘un

DJ No.

ere’s my nu pad - make youself at home, roll yer own, watch some QVC or some Shopping Channel - but don’t touch the Playbot channel as dat’s mega $$$ and mah missus would twat me wiv ‘er burberry baseball bat.

2 make u @ home, here’s my old Accordion Polka bootleg that peepz seemed 2 like:

>> Just Lose The Accordion (Eminem ‘Just Lose It’ vs Myron Floren, I’m told. I dunno, I just work ere)

Fanks 2 those ‘o played this on Pennsylvania Polka rdio, in Germany, Netherlands and Poland…cheers bruvs (& bruvettes of course!)