As mentioned in the Pirates podcast, West of Bastard is back! So those of youse in the Bristol area go support it, OK? It's on this Friday 2nd September@ The Hatchet in Frogmore Street from 9pm.

Strictly Rockers, well, ROCK (and you might have heard of a certain Mr Vidler aka GHP and Tone396, cough), and for those of a more electronic/four meet floor bent DJ's Dialobolique (Gameover and Electric Cowboy) are your men; and Lumpy for the instant insanity.

5 major DJs on one bill for 3 quid? SOLD!

EDIT: Slightly more polished v2. show now up. Please re-download cos 'you're worth it'.

Apologies for the long show, I have a lot to cram in before my holidays (fnar!).

Interviews from Pilchard's Pirate do on a boat at Reading 2005, loads of mashups, and my Pirate mix and some thoughts about gay commodities. Shiver me timbers, there is pictures on my piratical photoblog of the event. Pieces of eight!

Walk the Plank me hearties here: (40Mb, 69mins): http://www.mutantpop.net/go.php?url=72

Shownotes

• Whoevermen - David Gedge's Cock
• bittersoundfoundation - we will ska you
• Pirates of Pilchard interview - Superdan / Jim from Pilchard / Lumpy
• Pilchard - Clapstero
• Second half of interview - Superdan DJs on various animals (muscats need not apply)

Pirate mix #1

• Frankie McKay - drunken sailor
• Byrd E. Bath & Guests - Naughty-Cal tale (from 365 project)
• ccc - blue betty
• alex h - Are You Ok Betty
• Senor Coconut - smoke on the water
• Apeboy (?) - Orinoco Flow vs Prodigy
• RIAA - Tricky Wipeout (this went down a storm)
• cylob - What shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor
• ccc - Say a little Sloop
• Voicemails - Cathy/David
• Antony & The Johnsons - Fistful of Love
• twinkelboi / gay commodity
• Betty Schroeder / Cindy Sheehan comments
• team9 - Greenday Massacre (Greenday vs The Eagles and others)

You can find 6 rather fine examples of mixage of a punk persuasion here: http://noise/b-n-r.com. I'm one of the Noisy 6 now and I go under the moniker of timbearcub/tbc for those mixes (tonight mathew...)

My mix is called 'Punk is Playing At My House' (66 mins, 62Mb) and you can read the tracklist below. It's mean to flow as a sort of history, going from early punk/garage tunes (Kinks, Kingsmen, Iggy) through media shocks (Bill Grundy, Ramones, Clash), through electronic, reggae and dub bad girls and glam (Joan Jett, Flying Lizards, Big Black), to Anarchy in the UK and Queens (Manolo kabezabolo, Chumbawumba, Ukrainians), to kids tunes and silliness (Vandals, Ramones do Spiderman, Banana Splits, Sabre Dance) and then the sick ending with Joey Ramone, Sound of Music punk style, Wizard of Oz punk and Nada Surf doing Iggy.

It's a very Radio Clash sort of mix, with a lot of genre fuckage and thematic slumping (it's like 5 minimixes in one, and it my first long mix). It was all done live with about 5 edits for punk loose 'feel'.

I mean a mix that includes Ukelele band of Great Britain's version of 'Two pints of Lager and A Packet of Crisps Please' can't be that bad, can it?

TRACKLIST:

Prehysterix dinosores

Troglodyte intro
DJ Zebra - Really Got Me (Kinks remix)
Soulwax No Fun (Sakt n’ Pepa vs The Stooges)
Iggy Pop - Louie Louie

Steaming Media

Kiss - Do You Remember Rock n’ Roll Radio
Clash - Capital Radio Two
Dead Kennedys - MTV Get off the Air
Richard Hell & The Voidoids - Blank Generation

Fuck the Models & Make them Fly

Flying Lizards - Dizzie Miss Lizzie
Big Black - The Model
The Slits - heard it through the grapevine
dsico - Too Drunk To Fuck (Dead Kennedys)
Henry Rollins - Hating Someone’s Guts Pt. 1 (excerpt)
Joan Jett - Dont Give A Damn About My Bad Reputation
Wayne County & The Electric Chairs - Fuck off
Richard Hell - Love Comes In Spurts

Anarchy Queens

Bill Grundy interview
The Ukrainians - Anarchy in the UK-raine
Manolo kabezabolo - God save the queen
Chumbawumba - God save the Queen
Whoever Men - Punk mash 4
Negativland & Chumbawumba - ABC of Anarchism
The Vandals - Don’t Stop Me Now
Damned - Jet By Jet Girl
Xray-Spex - Identity

The Kids Aren’t Alright

Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain - 2 Pints of Lager
PookieSnackenburger - Just One Cornetto
Pink Panther ska punk
The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies (Punk Cover)
Toy Dolls - Sabre dance
Dickies - Banana Splits
Ramones - Spiderman

Sick ending over the Rainbow

Sid_Vicious My Way (bit)
Me First & the Gimme Gimmes - Somewhere over the Rainbow
Joey Ramone - Wonderful World
The Vandals - So long, Farewell
Nada Surf - I’m sick of you

42 is the answer to Life, the Universe and Podcasting, and to find the question I reveal Marvin, my new Paranoid Podcasting mobile device that I'm using while abroad/out to lunch/delete as inexplicable.

Now where's my towel? Or my Pod Galactic Gargle Blaster?

Don't Panic! Please do not press this button: http://www.mutantpop.net/go.php?url=71

Shownotes:

• Instamatic - Dirty Hitchhiker (exclusive to this show, not available in the shops!)
• E-Jitz - Two Magdelane Fuckers
• GHP - Girls Don't Stop til you Get Enough
• ccc - Say a Little Sloop (also included in the Radio CCC mix)
• Paul Whiteman with Ramona Davies - Anything Goes (1934 recording from Archive.org)
• Eve Massacre - I Wish I Knew How it Feels to Be Talking Loud and Clear
• Pitman - Mam Sez
• Empire State Human - Be My Useless Husband
• Placebo - Running up that Hill
• Eve's Plum - Save a Prayer

Just to let you know, those who are around Reading this Saturday I'll be DJing as part of Pilchard's Pirate event which is on a 38 foot boot along the river!

http://www.scottcairo.co.uk/Pirates%20of%20Pilchard/pirates.htm

So come on down! Starts midday at Reading Bridge...looks like the incomparable DJ Lumpy will be there, as well as Pilchard, db and CBoast, amongst others!