TBH I listen to podcasts less and less now…so it makes sense to stop downloading the ones I don’t have time for and reduce it to the core ones I listen to.

Red Castle to Pawn’s foreleg 7th Mannequin (Original Halibut Maneuvre)

Check, mate. (66Mb, 86mins)

• New ident!
• Burial - Archangel (from Untrue)
• Glowstyx - 7 Daze (from Class of 1992)
• Yazoo - Situation (Dunproofin mix)
• Axwell - I Found U (remode)
• Age of Chance - Kiss (1986 Bootleg)
• Mr Oizo - Skatesteak (from Steak OST)
• The Peppers - Pepper Box
• Wilmoth Houdini - Black But Sweet (thanks to Copycat)

Red Castle mix (a mix inspired by the gardens and castles of the Alhambra in Granada.)

• Ann Rachlin - Mystery of the Spanish Garden with:
• Matmos - Zealous Order of Candied Knights (from The Civil War)
• Shackleton - You Make Me Cry (from Skull Disco)
• Matmos - Regicide (from The Civil War)
• controlfreak - one for sorrow
• The Orb - Spanish Castles in Space
• Francisco Tárrega - Recuerdos de la Alhambra
• Amiina - Hilli (from Kurr)
• Isaac Albéniz - Asturias
• Joan Baez - Babe I’m Gonna Leave You
• Joe Strummer and the Latino Rockabilly War - Cholo Vest (from Permanent Record outtakes)
• Carter USM - Impossible Dream

• Elizabeth Fraser - At Last I Am Free (from Rough Trade 25 - Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One)

My photographs from the Mezquita in Cordoba, December 2007

Myself and Scott are doing another Ghey \m/ METAL \m/ Show this Sunday (March 18th) but with a twist - it’ll be live on the shiny new Radio Clash LIVE stream from 5pm GMT (either click on the link or the link at the top of the page above).

If you don’t know what previous shows are like, check out the first Ghey Metal Show #74 - we’ll be playing the gayest campest metal tunes (that’s a short list! :-P), covers and mashups. Should be recording for about 1-1:30 hours. And of course we’ll be recording it for future podcast, but you’ll be able to hear it first on the stream.

If you don’t know how to play Shoutcast streams, they play best in Winamp and other MP3 players, and should play in QuickTime, iTunes, Real Player, and Windows Media Player. If you need access to the PLS file you can find it here (don’t worry if you don’t know what that is, you’ll know if you need to)

Yes it’s finally here - Tim & Kirk terrify Amsterdam with their antics on their 10 year anniversary (of what? Well listen to the podcast to find out!), with ‘hilarious consequences’ (*quotes added by our lawyer)

Err…Why am I writing in second person? Anyway it’s littered with music relating either to ver Dam itself or in or around the golden year of 1996 that have, well, a personal meaning…see if you can spot it!
We also meet up with Madge Weinstein and Bicyclemark for the World’s First SmallBloatCast (err probably) on Mark’s boat the Red August (it’s a prequel thing…) where we discuss how FEBO could make serious money with prostitutes, coke money and C5s, faggotry of the penis, segways, slaves and insults and why vblogging sucks.

Also we unwisely play with the windmills of our minds (see what I did there?) with rather too many mushrooms and space cakes…

Apologies for the audio in places - outboard motors don’t like iRivers and vice versa I guess! Taken me ages to clean this hence the delay…

Pictures are on my Flickr, suckr.

Left Click the cheese here (38Mb, 65mins): http://www.mutantpop.net/go.php?url=162

Notes

Incidental music in ()

• (Max Bygraves - Tulips from Amsterdam)
• (MC Miker G and DJ Sven - Holiday Rap)
• Tim & Kirk’s 10 year Anniversary
• Wannadies - You and Me Song
• Kirk’s Research
• Sexy Click and the PolyPillow
• Cardigans - Sick and Tired
• (Ronnie Hilton - Old Windmill in Amsterdam)
• VVV, Fancy a vondel?
• Placebo - Nancy Boy
• (Richard Wagner - Flying Dutchman Overture)

SmallBloatCast with Tim, Kirk, Madge Weinstein of Yeast Radio and Bicyclemark Pt 1

• Selling/Taking Coke Money
• Cocksucker: A Job Description
• Bitter Bicyclists going Sploosh
• Segways and C5s
• Fountains of Wayne - Radiation Vibe

SmallBloatCast pt 2

• Video Blogging sucks!
• Parachute iPod Ninjas
• It’s my show: Audiences and causing offence
• Faggots and Cunts
• Str8 White Insults on a cracker
• Slaves and Prison call centres
• Red August the prequel
• Febo Gloryholes
• (Focus - Hocus Pocus)
• Electronic - For You

• (Noel Harrison - Windmills of Your Mind)
• (Dorothy Ashby - Windmills of Your Mind)
• I’m Fine, But I Could be Finer
• HomoMonument
• Iver the MP3 Engine
• Acker Bilk - Not the Buskercast
• Guess that tune on mushrooms
• Muppetry of the Penis
• SFA - Something 4 The Weekend (from the excellente Songbook compilation)
• Ending in Recovery
• Dodgy - Staying Out for the Summer
• Pictures are now on my Flickr (timbearcub is my ID for future reference)

Loads of talk about music magazines and media, it’s your birthday and lifesongs, Radio Clash has it’s first advertisement, and some VERY STUPID HUMOUR.

You have only 14 seconds to click this link or the earth gets it: http://www.mutantpop.net/go.php?url=154

Nuts:

• Clash Gordon approaching!
• It’s Tim’s Birthday
• Sabres of Paradise - Wilmot
• Redbull - Real Fake Tales of Strawberry Taste
• End of the (Pop)World As We Know It? - website and goodbye video
  
• Monkees - Papa Gene Blues
• This is the Kirk Show, doncha no
• Smashed off your Hits
• Strawberry Switchblade - Since Yesterday
• Tim’s Educational Bit
• Cheshire Chord Company - I Predict a Riot
• Kaiser Chiefs - What Time is Love?
• NME Hot Goss
• Tim’s Secret Track: Steely Dan - Peg
• Arctic Monkey Business
• Radio Clash’s First Advertisement: Marxist Spender Inc.
• Birthday and Lifesongs
• Kinsey Sicks - I’ve Been Through Parasites (But I’ve Never Had VD) from the very good I Wanna Be a Republican CD. No they’re not paying me…
• Chav Gordon Approaching?

Have a happy Xmas and and hopefully see you in the new year!

Shake yer sleigh bells here (66mins, 39Mb): http://www.mutantpop.net/go.php?url=112

• Happy Happy Joy Joy / Box of Delights intro
• Dma-Sc - The First Blip Blop Noel (from 8bitpeoples)
• rx - A Happy RxMas / Whole Lotta Love
• sam flanagan - Frosty DMC (from Santastic)
• GHP - Christmas on the Block
• jirob - Pipes of Peace (gentle mix)
  
• DJBC - Reverend Linus mix
• DJ John - Charlie Brown Massacre (from Santastic)
• JoolsMF - Havana Good Xmas
• Staple Singers - Who Took the Merry out of Christmas?
• Shitmat - Dis Dancehall Ting Is Better Than That T.V. Ting Tony (from Full Sunken Breakfast)
• vim - When A Child is Bored (from 8bitpeoples)
• Muppets - Jingle Bell Rock (Kirk’s choice)
• Fettdog - Fett’s Festive Fest (from 8bitpeoplea)
• Jona Lewie - Stop the Cavalry (Kirk’s choice)
• TBC Poundsystem (GBC vs TBC) - Losing My Sledge (demo)
• Pendulum - Coma
• Jose Gonzalez - Heartbeats

Part 2 of the Anniversary show - More listmadness and mania; bizarre babynames and lyrics; Ken and Squip drop by (literally), comments from Australia and Canada, strange list songs and cutups, a little help from our Franz and 20 more ways to lose your audience.

As before, probably not safe for work/brain/immature child/pets. Engage said brain while listening to work out your comfort zones. I hope you have a happy flight, thanks for flying Pointless Warning Airlines.

So get your sickbag here: (28Mb, 48mins) Negativland - My Favorite Things

Part One of a special 1st Anniversary Tim and Kirk show, nominally a list show including favourite misheard lyrics and band names, also includes audio comments and feedback from listeners, favourite mashups and tracks from listeners and us two, and now with added multimania!

Oh and as always probably not safe for work (depends on your work i guess, contains swearing and some dark humour (that’s not a promise, tho…!)

Candles jelly and cake here: (45mins, 28Mb) http://www.mutantpop.net/go.php?url=108

Part Two will be up later in the week.

Shownotes

• Intro / Kirk’s Brain calling
• LOAD “”…
• We’re Listing slightly/ Happy Birthday from Top of the Pods (thanks Rob!)
• Dean Gray - Dr Who’s Holiday
• Spreading Glitter on our audience
• Message from John at Radio Zoom
• Kleptones - Really Rapping Something (from the From Detroit to JA album)
• Tim and Kirk’s Funny Band names list
• Sam’s Top 5 Canadian Mashup list
• Jaymz Bee / Royal Jelly Orchestra - Safety Dance (from Music for Maniacs blog)
• Sting Essex
• Tim and Kirk’s Favourite Misheard Lyrics
• DJ Earworm - Stairway to Bootleg Heaven
• Calling Amsterdam with Bicyclemark
• rx - Imagine / Walk on the Wildside

Recorded on Marvin my mobile podcast rig at my dad’s house in Surrey. Pictures to follow but you can see one of Kirks on the FAQ page

Release your inner special child here: http://www.mutantpop.net/go.php?url=79

Shownotes

• Intro & Warning
• Setting the scene
• Inner City - Big Fun (off Now 13!)
• Classic hihats and techno chords and Final Destination, Rebel-style
• Hank Handy - Joni Mitchell vs Rebel MC
• Massive Bristol rappers smoking the Tumbleweed
• Massive Attack - Five Man Army (off Blue Lines)
• Jo Whiley, she’s so 90’s!
• Derek B - Bad Young Brother
• Cheesy Fill-in SpecDrum Programming for Beginners
• New Order - 5-8-6
• F Minor - G Major - C Minor

–Interval–

• Melodica (ohnoica) and programming from the ground up
• kozmikdj - Close to the Soul (Art of Noise vs Eric B and Rakim)
• Bad Apples and dead spiders
• Psychoacoustic - Hi Chris Where’s Your Big Track?
• Legalese and Clashline
• Harry and the Potters - Wizard Chess (on Myspace, they’re mah fwend you thee!)

Rated ‘R’ for Ridiculous , Rambunctious and Really Ripe.

Click here to listen: (37Mb, 63:37)  http://www.mutantpop.net/redir/go.php?ur…

Shownotes:

DJ Zebra - Processed Ring
Touche Douche
Pre Dr Who Warm Up
Gibson Brothers - Cuba
Breakfast of Champignons
Freelance Hairdresser - good morning judge melville
We’re fun guys to be with, no truffle really.
My Life Story - Strumpet
LOOTed Music Awards
Garage Piss Take
Spam CrittersSecret Shameful Songs:Rah Band (aka Alison Goldflaps) - The Crunch
Wham - Young GunsSo long and Sci fi for all the FishBill Bailey - Oppressive Chip Shop Regime