DJNoNo at Crumplstock 9: Angry & Anti

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DJNoNo’s Anti Angry set (starts 7 mins in) for the still-going Crumplstock 9 is up – yes didn’t take him weeks to post it! And he goes HARD and intense and fast – think silly plunderphonic mashcore, donk, Does It Bang?, gabba, breakcore, bootleg, white label, classical techno, even a bit of disco and strange Xtian music. And that’s just the danceable bits.

Extreme BPMs, dumb noise and very angry and a wee bit offensive. To anyone with ears, basically. Can you survive the DJNoNo Set Survival Challenge?

It’s made of WRONG. So it’s very crumpl. pure Crumplbangers! ;-(

Download it here (59:32. 87MB) or listen to past sets here (weirdly I never really posted the older mixes here, but over at Radio Clash – not sure why)

  • SPYRO – Nobody Likes The Records
  • Phil Mac – Welcome To The Jungle
  • Malcolm Middleton And David Shrigley – When Words Fall In A Toast
  • Spongebob Squarewave – Feel Da Luv
  • Audiotist – Gimme Gimme
  • G3RSt – Gimme Pussy! (ABBA vs. Rammstein)
  • Little Marcy – I Love Little Pussy
  • JAKAZiD – Donk Español
  • Petrol Hoers – Baby Donk
  • DJNoNo – Eva’s Polkka Donk Troosers (Bilal Göregen vs Donald Where’s Your Troosers vs Donk)
  • Classical Techno – Vivaldi 2000 (club mix)
  • Edwin Triumph – Music Banger
  • rastatroll – Big Up (feat general levy)
  • JAKAZID – Wanasthasia (T99 vs. Spice Girls)
  • Alien Hand – Zaggacore
  • Katy Stott – Chirpy Chirpy Cheep (Disco Version)
  • Rokhausen – Pianomang
  • DJNoNo – Leave Home For A Watermelon Tonight (Too Busy Edit) (Savoy Havana Band vs Chemical Brothers)
  • Dsico – Compton Magic (N.W.A. vs. Olivia Newton-John)
  • Sarah Brightman – Who Wants To Live Forever (Xenomania Club Mix)
  • Moped – Livin’ on A Prayer
  • GFOTY – GFOTY – Creep (Ur A)
  • Spongebob Squarewave – Witney Riddim
  • pomDeter – Annie’s Napalm

Ska N’ Tetris (Ass N’ Tetris Ska version) (Prince Fatty vs DJ Assault)

Ska N' Tetris (Ass N' Tetris Ska version) (Prince Fatty vs DJ Assault) mashup bastard pop cover DJNoNo

DJNoNo has been so busy trying to sell knock-off Gameboys and novelty facemasks – I told him it’s a bit late for both – that he asked me to post this for him. An entry to the Crumplbangers Reggae weekly challenge, it seems to be a ska Tetris theme / DJ Assault ‘Ass N’ Titties’ crossover partly nicked from CheapyD but different sources, so not totally a reboot? Who knows with DJNoNo.

It’s very rude,crumpl and err, 8 bit? Well 64 bit since he handed me a crumple dirty fag packed with the sources scibbled on – it’s DJ Assault – Ass n Titties (Remix?) vs Prince Fatty – The Good, The Vlad and the Ugly and some Tetris N64 beeps. As you do.

DJNoNo – Ska N’ Tetris (Ass N’ Tetris Ska version) (Prince Fatty vs DJ Assault)

Reggae Mashup Unlockdown Summer #1 – Ready or Not for the Afterglow

Nextmen & Eva Lazarus - Afterglow Dub Fugees - Ready or Not Smash & Grab - Ready or Not Fak Scratch & Mooncat - Ready Or Not mashup bastard pop ragga jungle cover Reggae Mashup Unlockdown Summer #1

It increasingly looks like the unlocking of the lockdown will be delayed…which makes this yearning ragga jungle call to return back to clubbing either very topical or very redundant. Created for the Crumplbangers Reggae Challenge, I loved the new reggae cover of 2013’s Wilkinson single Afterglow by Nextmen featuring Eva Lazarus so much, I made a ragga jungle version!

This calls back to DJ Zinc’s Fugees 2003 bootleg by recreating it with two other Ready or Not sampling jungle tracks with the original Enya-sampling track. Are you ready for the Afterglow? Or not? Take It Slowly (like the probable date for opening up).

Instamatic – Ready or Not For The Afterglow (Take It Slowly) (Nextmen & Eva Lazarus vs Fugees vs Smash & Grab vs Fak Scratch & Mooncat)

Sweet Banana Meatball (Banana Splits vs Aphrodite vs RTJ vs Blazer Fresh)

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Niu DJNoNo and tis BANANAS! Sweet banana banana meatball in fact!

4 da Crumpelchallenge on ze Discords.

Aphrodite – Sweet Mind
Banana Splits – The Tra La La Song (One Banana, Two Banana)
Run The Jewels – Banana Clipper
Blazer Fresh – Banana Banana Meatball

Download ere.

It’s been a Challenge…

Crumplbang Discord challenges that is (kind of like the old GYBO challenges). Why, what were you thinking of?

Enjoying my ‘retirement’ as an undead zombie producer so much I’ve done these mashups, and I think they are rather good. Decided to just post stuff and critics be damned.

 Instamatic Lido Tango (Cazenove Dreams) (Bicep vs Fleetwood Mac) tango in the night mashup bastard pop crumplbangers challenge bastard pop blend cover

The first one was done for the EDM challenge I’m rather proud of this one. The challenge was to have a song with an EDM drop in it – this is as close to EDM I’ll ever get, the new Bicep album Isles is ace.

And a rare thing from me – a multimash, well sort of, there are tracks from each artist – Bicep and Fleetwood Mac. You might not spot it, but I mixed in and out of Lido and Cazenove by Bicep – same key….And it uses Dreams and Tango In The Night by Fleetwood Mac – 1975 meets 1987 in this dreamy call and response. Dream house, indeed (yes that was a genre, once). And an acapella I made from that exceedingly hard to extract album.

Instamatic – Lido Tango (Cazenove Dreams) (Bicep vs Fleetwood Mac)

Old Skool Justice (Battle Weapon - Dizzee Rascal vs Justice vs Lyn Collins) mashup bastard pop genesis pussyole phantom blend cover Instamatic

The second was for last week’s Crumplbangers Discord challenge – which was to create a A vs B but add drums or percussion from another track. After a failed attempt to make a drum and bass Nirvana track about educational policy (ya rly) I decided to start again with the Old Skool Breaks idea and make a proper old school battle weapon. This is what I would enter the ring to, if I was DJing IRL anymore (and indeed if anything was open…)

I’m no stranger to mashing either of these artists together – my Genesis of the Rascals uses Fix Up Sharp vs the original Genesis as a naughty DJ Hero stealback, and also did a version with Stand Up – but weirdly never Old Skool by Dizzee even though I tried many times. And I never worked with the Think Break AFAIK. Also I never got a Phantom mashup to work back in the day either, so this is revenge as I used the WWW version which is a Justice mashup in itself.

It didn’t win the challenge, but got a respectable fourth in a field of 15 other entries. Not too shabby. Listening back to my other track, I might fix that and try and find a better vocal for it. Drum and bass Nirvana does work, just not with that vocal.

P.S. have to thank Ian from Shitty Mashups whose Episode 16 mashup using Justice’s Genesis with Young MC and Bruno Mars reminded me of how ace Genesis is under a hip hop track. Well why reinvent the wheel?

Instamatic – Old Skool Justice (Battle Weapon – Dizze Rascal vs Justice vs Lyn Collins)

DJNoNo – Ievvan Polkka Donk Troosers (Cats Vibing Bilal Göregen vs Donald Where’s Your Troosers & Donk)

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Did ya miss me m8ys? I nevah left! Just like CORVID-69 or wutever tis called.

Ere’s sum mash 4 yr cat 2 vibe to – or whatevah the kidz say nowadaze – Ievvan Polkka by Bilal Göregen – Eve’s Polka, she gits arund I hear – vs accordion cover by Sean Kelly of thar best poop song EVAH Donald Where’s Your Troosers on ze accordion (of COURSE!) n’ tha nuest sound – donkz n shit!. F

inland meetz Turkey via Scotland on Crumpr for a treesome n’ Crumpl-bangs its brainz oot! And I spent MINGING HOORS on tha cuvver, as the Scotz wud sae. Haggis ahoy!

Mind yr bae bags, I’m telling yer!

Eva’s Polkka Donk Troosers (Bilal Göregen vs Donald Where’s Your Troosers vs Donk)