DJNoNo – Ballroom remastered, big band jazz vs hip-hop

An Xmas Eve treat – a remastered lossless version of DJNoNo’s 2015 Ballroom EP, my silly concept ‘album’ mixing big band jazz, exotica, latin jazz, easy listening, bossa nova, cha cha, samba, swing, space age etc with hip-hop and rhythm and blues. It was supposed to be the first DJNoNo album but never really worked like that, too short anyway.

Planned as the first DJNoNo album in 2005, I finished Stripper Jackson and Cha Cha Like It’s Hot to a chorus of mass apathy so the project got shelved, although most of these tracks were planned back then.

Given that ten years later I was retiring – it didn’t last long – I revisited it and completed it with a few extra tracks – the Death Grips is definitely one of those as D.G. didnt exist in 2005! But the rest are pretty much as they were planned in 2005.

Listening back reminds me how I hated the humourless electro-swing toffs that came later and stole all of our ideas and then claimed they were there first! Big reason why it took ten years, didn’t want to touch electro-swing with a vintage antique barge pole!

I was surprised no-one had done this project in that period – given the rise of Strictly Come Dancing I thought it inevitable that someone would do it, saving me the bother. Nope.

If you like this then check out the first DJNoNo album proper.

Dedicated to Mr Fab, Evolution Control Committee and all the Crumplebangers Crew.

Download it on Bandcamp or over at the Bootleg Archive.

Tracklist

  • DJNoNo – Mexican Love War (Moby & Public Enemy vs Geoff Love & His Orchestra – 2020 remaster)
  • DJNoNo – Push It Muchacho (Salt n’ Pepa vs Esquivel And His Orchestra – 2020 Less Stereo remaster)
  • DJNoNo – March of the Forgotten (Dre ft Eminem vs Joe Loss – 2020 remaster)
  • DJNoNo – Swing The Guillotine (Death Grips vs Glenn Miller And His Orchestra – 2020 remaster)
  • DJNoNo – Quando Tip (Q-Tip vs Manuel and The Music of The Mountains – 2020 remaster)
  • DJNoNo – Super Wheels (Eminem vs Joe Loss And His Orchestra – 2020 remaster)
  • DJNoNo – Stripper Jackson (Michael Jackson vs Joe Loss – 2005 – 2020 remaster)
  • DJNoNo – Ludasifinado (Ludacris vs Laurindo Almeida – 2020 remaster)
  • DJNoNo – Cha Cha Like It’s Hot (Snoop Dogg ft Pharrell Williams vs Starlight Strings – 2015 remake – 2020 remaster)

DJNoNo @ Crumplstock 2020

aahoy m8eeys! NoNo No NOOOOOO! I am ALIVE! No COVEFE-19 shiz wiv me! COUGH COUGH oh noes…

Just bin hiding on me topical aisland, wiv my botty treizure and faxxing a pile of hot steaming meeja to Crinklestuck 1820 or summat which ya can hear below. Boom Boom INNA DA NAPOLEON!

DOWNLOAN HERZEZ: CrumplStock 2020: Mashup Poor Hoor aka Dancing Alone With Toilet Paper In My Eyes (1:05, 91Mb)

Anywayz, did me usual after parteeeeee set and a main sett, with vido too – gr8 connecshun on this topical aiisle, located near the suncreamz n’ Boots.

  • Mitchell & Webb – After The Event
  • Captain Tractor – London Calling
  • The Prodigy – Ghost Town
  • Generation X – Dancing On My Own
  • Jamie Derelict – It’s The End Of The World (And I’m Going Insane) (REM vs Cypress Hill)
  • Bill Withers Drug PSA
  • Hackney Colliery Band – No Diggety
  • DJLex – Closer To Hell (Lizzo vs Nine Inch Nails – Dirty)
  • DJNoNo – Ludasifinado (Ludacris vs Laurindo Almeida)
  • With Or Without You vs Da Funk (White Label)
  • The Avalanches – Electricity
  • Vaughn Mason Crew – Bounce, Rock, Skate, Roll (Part 1)
  • Slay Duggee – Baby Shark
  • Instamatic – Ghost Rats Get Fatter (B.Dolan vs Ghost)
  • Leo Moracchioli – Dancing Queen
  • Negativland – This Is Not Normal
  • Robyn – Dancing On My Own (Fred Falke Radio Edit)
  • Titus Jones – I Wanna Bulletproof Dancer (La Roux vs. Whitney Houston vs. Robyn vs. Taylor Swift)
  • YITT – Let It Breathe (Green Day vs. The Beatles)
  • Boney M. – Somewhere in the World [Original 12” Version]

BUT my after parting IT DID A WRONG UN,SO I reamayde it. Shiny, deluxx and all so soapy lovely. Wash yer hands to this – fuck 20 seconds, 59 minutes should get em nice and clean:

DUDLOAD ere: CrumplStock 2020 After Party mix (59:47, 83Mb)

  • The Two Leslies – Don’t You Know There’s A War On
  • BigBadBaz & Fountain of Wayne – Stacys Mom (Remix)
  • The Beatbox Saboteurs – Benny Hill
  • Boney M vs Doop – By the rivers of Doop (Sir Hank on Dope Mashup)
  • Mondo Grosso – Fight For Your Right (Vocals By Kelis)
  • DJ Morgoth – You’ve Got Another Firestarter Comin’ [The Prodigy vs. Judas Priest]
  • DJ Fresh & High Contrast – How Love Begins (feat. Dizzee Rascal) [Hardcore Will Never Die Edit]
  • The Nextmen & Gentleman’s Dub Club – Raised on the Amen (feat. Gardna)
  • Classical Techno – Vivaldi 2000 (club mix)
  • Associated Rediffusion – Boris Johnson is a C**t
  • DJNoNo – Supercalibreakz (Shy FX vs Julie Andrews)
  • The Beatbox Saboteurs – MF Knees Up
  • PETROL HOERS – #Horseproblems
  • DJNoNo – Jungle Monkees (DJ Krust vs Monkees)
  • Igorrr – Very Noise
  • Ten Masked Men – Physical
  • Richard Cheese – Enter Sandman
  • DJNoNo – Mexican Love War (Public Enemy vs Geoff Love)
  • DJ Schmolli – In The Mood For Some Killing (Glenn Miller & His Orchestra vs Rage Against The Machine)
  • 5th Dimension – Those Were The Days