DJNoNo’s First Album – Accordion Hero

DJNoNo’s First Album – Accordion Hero! (well if you don’t count Ballroom as an album, it is more like mini-album or long EP…that will be posted after this for the full DJNo ‘experience’). 16 years in the making it covers the best and a little of the rest of 2004-2020.

Silly mashups, bastard pop, soundclown, or crumplebangers – take your pick of label he spans the all! from the little red bootleg robot. Mixing accordions, hip hop, drum and bass, Julie Andrews, kid’s themes, rude songs, Muppets, cheesy golden oldies, dub reggae, rave and happy hardcore, balllroom big band ALL together! And making a totally dumb mess while doing it.

30 tracks including 3 bonuses and 5 unreleased or rare tracks that never made it past the podcast or a fleeting blog mention! Now all in HQ lossless – and only 3 of them are from MP3, the rest have been painstakingly sourced from lossless, remastered or tweaked/re-exported.

Available to download at my Bandcamp or the Bootleg Archive.

Tracklist:

  1. DJNoNo – Just Lose The Accordion (Eminem vs Myron Floren – 2004 – 2020 remaster)
  2. DJNoNo – B-Boy Polka (DJ Kool Herc vs Lawrence Welk – 2004?)
  3. DJNoNo – Em Is A Nagging Fly (Crossover vs Eminem vs Roy Orbison – 2004 – 2020 remaster)
  4. DJNoNo – Too Many Egos (70 second version – Alter Ego vs Cardigans vs Justice vs. Simian vs White Stripes – 2004)
  5. Instore – FCUKK Fashion (Prodigy ft PWEI vs David Bowie vs DJ Yoeri vs John Creamer And Prince Quick Mix- 2004 – 2020 remaster)
  6. DJNoNo – I Love Happy Hardcore (Fuck Happy) (Fiddler’s Dram vs Kids In The Hall vs DJ Buzz Fuzz vs Poogie Bear – 2004-5 – MP3 source)
  7. DJNoNo – Supercalibreakz (Julie Andrews & Dick Van Dyke vs Shy FX – 2005)
  8. DJNoNo – Imperial Nanny (John Williams vs Julie Andrews vs Orbital vs 2 Bad Mice – 2005, finished 2015)
  9. DJNoNo – DRM Bombscare (2 Bad Mice vs Julie Andrews & cast – 2009 – 2020 remaster)
  10. DJNoNo – Chitty Chitty Gang Bang (Julie Andrews and cast vs Pendulum featuring Freestylers vs Capone – 2005)
  11. DJNoNo – Cha Cha Like It’s Hot (Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell Williams vs Starlight Strings – original 2005 version)
  12. DJNoNo – Snoop Duck (Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell Williams vs Jean Jacques Perrey & David Chazan – 2006 – 2020 remaster-tweak)
  13. DJNoNo – County Sound (Count von Count vs Dillinja vs Aphrodite – 2006)
  14. DJNoNo – Cross Channel Pigeon (Dastardly and Muttley theme vs Aphrodite vs Pendulum – 2008)
  15. DJNoNo – Fraggle Ross (Fraggle Rock theme vs SebastiAn – 2008)
  16. DJNoNo – Jetboy Flashback (Elton Motello vs Cyantific feat. Logistics – 2006)
  17. DJNoNo – Scarey Xmas (Mariah Carey vs Dillinja vs Unknown Error – 2008)
  18. DJNoNo – Yo-Yo Roll (The Osmonds vs Aphrodite vs Hugo Montenegro vs Swingle Singers – 2009, 2020 remaster)
  19. DJNoNo – Those Were The Drums (Mary Hopkin vs Aphrodite vs osymyso – 2010 – MP3 source)
  20. DJNoNo – Trolololowooble (Eduard Khil vs Aphrodite – 2010, 2020 remaster)
  21. DJNoNo – Batty Dub (Weedy G vs Count Von Count – 2010 – 2020 remaster)
  22. DJNoNo – My Name Is Bub (Eminem vs Herbert Chappell – 2011 – 2020 remaster)
  23. DJNoNo – 99 Hardcore Problems (Jimmy Jay vs Jay-Z – 2014 – 2020 remaster)
  24. DJNoNo – Jungle Monkees (DJ Krust vs Monkees – 2016)
  25. DJNoNo – Charming Infiltrator (The Smiths vs Altern-8 – 2018-2019)
  26. DJNoNo – Trumpton Lockdown (Kanye West vs Urban Hype – started 2008, finished 2020)
  27. DJNoNo – Vicious Silence (Simon & Garfunkel vs Vicious House -2018-2019)
  28. DJNoNo – Charming Infiltrator (Chipmunk Version – The Smiths vs Altern-8 – 2018-2019)
  29. DJNoNo – Moog It like It’s Hot (Snoop Dogg ft Pharrell Williams vs Jean Jacques Perrey – 2006? – MP3 source)
  30. DJNoNo – 99 Polkas (And A Ballet Aint One) (Squeezettes vs Jay-Z – 2014, 2020 remaster)

Unhappy Hardcore EP!

Unhappy Hardcore EP! DJNoNo cover

Ahoy mateys! Bin off cruising the world on me Mashup Pirate Ship, had sum shore leave last year n’ me ol’ mucker PomDeter wanted to create a new crew called Unhappy Hardcore, plunderin’ and mashin’ the seas but it didn’t work out.

So I did this E Pee. Unhappy Hardcore, Repressed Rave, Troubled Techno, Depressive Dance, call it wot u will, but it’s bangin m8, bangin’ in a sort of anti-depressant kinda way. Some r demos, some r moar final like, but all have teh DjNoNo Skid Mark of Quality.

And get yer complete zip archive ‘ere while it’s cold n clammy!

DJ NoNo – 99 Hardcore Problems (Jimmy Jay vs Jay-Z)

DJ NoNo – 99 Hardcore Problems (Jimmy Jay vs Jay-Z) mashup cover

Nuff Hardcore Problems, Primadonna Bitches!

Jimmy Jay-Z and the Happy Hardcore Posse Nena Style, 99 Problems And A Bastard Invasion Aint One. 2006 CREW REPREZENT!

99 Hardcore Problems (Jimmy Jay vs Jay-Z)

Mad OLd skool props goes out to Jay-Zeezer, 10 years of 99 Luft Problems! PROJECT FLAKE IN DA AREA!

hmm someone’s bin raiding me closet agin (Crossover vs Eminem vs Roy Orbison, Fiddler’s Dram vs Kids In The Hall vs DJ Buzz Fuzz vs Poogie Bear)

that bloke tbc’s at it agin – e’s gon un’ stole sum of ma old booteez and put em up on ‘is blog. Bah. Is mah bootee stash not safe, man? An’ e added sum smarmy feckin smart-arse comment to em 2. Dat man needz a seeing to, correcklee like.

Neway, ere’s tha toonz now tha damage is dun.

    1. I Love Happy Hardcore (Fuck Happy – Fiddler’s Dram vs Kids In The Hall vs DJ Buzz Fuzz vs Poogie Bear)

    1. Too Many Egos full version

    1. Em is a Naggin Fly (Crossover vs Eminem vs Roy Orbison

Instamatic’s Greatest Misses – a retrospective

Kodiak Moment - the Instamatic CD - Artwork by Pheugoo

‘Kodiak Moment’ promotional Instamatic CD – Artwork by Pheugoo

A lot of my old boots/mashups haven’t been online for years – most people don’t know I’ve created something like 50+ mashups as Instamatic since 2003, more as DJNoNo and as tbc and various aliases…there have been quite a few mashups ‘retrospectives’ recently, and the odd request to find various tracks so here is my Greatest Misses…tracks that fell down the cracks!

Also a few tracks such as the Jump megamix (Jump x2 and Renegade Trouble) and the Too Many Egos haven’t been properly released before.

stillhaventfoundit Also includes my first released mashup – FSOL vs Peaches, so you can see how far little I’ve developed…I did think ‘shall I redo some of these?’ or fix some of the mistakes I can hear now – I thought not since I hate that when say bands re-release ‘tweaked’ or ‘improved’ versions of old songs. Publish and be damned!

Thanks to RevMenagerie who requested my Negativland / String Quartet mashup…

NOTE: Some of these tunes are severely NSFW – especially FCUKK Fashion…

  1. The Future Sound of Peaches (FSOL vs Peaches)
  2. Missy Wants A White Horse (Missy vs Laidback and jacky – one of my personal faves)
  3. Fragile Tomorrow (Kings of Tomorrow vs Fragile State)
  4. FCUKK Fashion (Prodigy vs Bowie and DJ Yoeri) (as Instore – with the Kate Moss situation strangely topical now!)
  5. Kylie’s Ass is a Spaceship (Kylie vs SFA vs NERD)
  6. Still haven’t Found It (Negativland live vs String Quartet)
  7. Blancmange Milkshake (Kelis vs Blancmange)
  8. Satan Bush Blair (Bootie edit – original featured over at Bushwhacked)
  9. Ludakriss (Kid Carpet intro)(here’s the original with the Kid Carpet ‘Jump’ intro)
  10. Altogether Let it Be Me (An exercise in combining songs inspired by Pachelbel’s Canon – Nancy Sinatra vs The Farm)
  11. Radio 4Play (Shannon vs Radio4) I got kind of obsessed by Shannon’s ‘Let the Music Play’, and then Kelis’s Milkshake…shows huh?
  12. My Muppet Band (Tokyo Ska Orchestra vs D12 – originally over at Strangely Familiar website)
  13. Infidel Milkshake Party (Wyclef & Missy vs Kelis)
  14. Work it Tiger (Le Tigre vs Masters at Work)
  15. Egyptian Jet (Bangles vs Jet -a month later a mix of this appeared on 7″ – dunno if it was mine?)
  16. Shannon’s Knuckles (Shannon vs Rankie Knuckles)
  17. Madison Heartbreak (Maisonettes vs Madison Avenue)
  18. Brightside Slippy (never totally finished since I was afflicted by a sudden inexplicable hatred of the Killers)
  19. Fire (Bootie edit of a minimix – DJ Zebra mixed into Fire mix (Grandmaster Scott vs Radio4 vs Electric6 vs Trammps)
  20. Jump minimix – Ludakriss / Jumpx2/ Renegade Trouble – first time online! (Made for Uprising 3.5, also played in part at Bastard –
    Kid Carpet / Ludacris vs Kriss Kross / House of Pain vs Kriss Kross / Wildchild vs Beasties)

and from the DJNoNo canon, a few rarities:

  1. I Love Happy Hardcore (Fuck Happy) – first DJNoNo boot, done for a Happy Hardcore competition where mrNo shows how much he likes Happy Hardcore…
  2. Too Many Egos full version (various based on the odd acapella version of EgoRocker and a pisstake of several Ego-Rocker boots – a short 70s version that eventually appeared on Marty Batfreak’s 100 mix)
  3. Em is a Naggin Fly (Crossover vs Eminem vs Roy Orbison – pisstake of Eminem boots and mrNo trying to prove Bush No.10 wrong when he said Eminem boots now didn’t work. Did thaNo succeed? Erm, pass…)