Christmas Wapping (There’s Ho Ho’s In This House) (Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion vs The Waitresses)

Xmas Wapping by DJNoNo

I know what Santa likes, and he likes Mash!

There’s been a long time since a DJNoNo tune and since it seems EVERY tune has been WAPped – I hate WAP, it is the Crazy Frog of 2020 but DJNoNo loves that stuff. So I was surprised to not find this one, Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion -WAP vs Christmas Wrapping – The Waitresses inb4 everyone!

Oh and do I really have to say that WAP is extremely NSFW/dirty? TikTok this kids! I’m too old for that shit…

And a Christmas tune to boot, he hasn’t done one of those for many years. Nine years at least.

I am working on new mashups, this is a quick and dirty one, but there are at least 2-3 in progress. The beast awakes!

UPDATED VERSION – Please delete all previous versions, they ruin Christmas.

Christmas Wapping (There’s Ho Ho’s In This House) (Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion vs The Waitresses)

Image by Denys Gromov, CC Zero/Pexels.

And now a video – of sorts, for those on r/mashups to lazy to click a link! Let’s see how long it stays up there…

Like a circle in a spiral – Crumplstock 8 set

WIndmill gif - Windmills of your mind

Here is my set for Crumplstock 8 just gone – you can download it here as it won’t be on these servers directly because of legal aggro for the podcast.

Tracklist:

  • The Screaming Thing Muppet Show – The Windmills Of Your Mind
  • Peter Nero – Windmills Of Your Mind
  • Max Q – Windmills Of Your Mind
  • Al Caiola – The Windmills of Your Mind
  • Stefano Pagni – Windmills Of Your Mind
  • Waldo De Los Rios – Windmills Of Your Mind (From Thomas Crown Affair)
  • Kingston Kitchen – The Windmills of Your Mind
  • Hank Marvin – The Windmills Of Your Mind
  • Kim Weston – Windmills of Your Mind
  • Orange Factory – The Windmills of Your Mind
  • Jeremy Taylor – Windmills
  • Electronic Concept Orchestra – The Windmills of Your Mind
  • Anita Kerr Singers – The Windmills of Your Mind
  • Hayman – Sear – The Windmills of Your Mind
  • Sybil Shocolee – The Windmills Of Your Mind
  • Kiki & Herb – The Windmills Of My Mind live
  • Peturas – Windmills Of Your Mind
  • Sally Anne Marsh – Windmills Of Your Mind – Milki Bar Mix

New mashup – Liability Shade (Lorde vs Procol Harum)

Instamatic Liability Shade (Lorde vs Procol Harum) mashup cover

Mashups are like buses, you wait years then they all get cancelled and you give up. Sorry, two come at once, that’s the saying, right? 🙂 After DJNoNo’s very silly Unhappy Hardcore EP, you have this downtempo number which inspired this Not-Going-To-Finish-This-So-Here-It-Is dump because it came around randomly and I was ‘that’s not bad!’. Which is always a surprise to me.

It’s Procol Harum’s A Whiter Shade of Pale vs Lorde’s Liability (including the reprise, which is slower which caused all kinds of issues) which was fresh and new then, but this was created in February last year (!). I do sometimes create mashups but rarely feel the need to spend days polishing them. This is a bit rough but I think it has a good mood and fits well and the bits that don’t ‘the kids will never know’ or they aren’t massively wrong….not really selling it am I? Have a listen and see what you think – When Lorde Went Psych!

Download: Liability Shade (Lorde vs Procol Harum)

Final Mashups #5 – Star Wars Gurls (Katy Perry vs Meco)

Instamatic  Star Wars Gurls (Katy Perry vs Meco) cover 

Spin that glitterball death star! In time for the new film (although completely by accident, long before Lucas was a twinkle in Disney’s eye, these mashups were started 5-10 years ago) here are the first of two Star Wars mashups.

Star Wars Gurls is Meco’s Star Wars goes space disco via California Gurls with Katy Perry and Snoop Dogg.

I’ve always had a bad feeling about this, it’s been a real disturbance in the Force over the years and probably still is a bucket of bolts, due to strange minor bits in the Meco track. In the end I had to use the Melodyne trial to force the acapella into key…Use the Force Luke! Well we know mashups shouldn’t be forced, but I’ve always wanted to release this, so treat it as a bit of fun. Still will make the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs!

Download Star Wars Gurls (Meco vs Katy Perry ft Snoop Dog)

Talking of fun, the next mashup should be that…

Thanks to Jez Biggs, Ian Lloyd and Lee Prince for help making this mashup.

Other images I created for the artwork but didn’t make it:

Instamatic Star Wars Gurls (Katy Perry vs Meco) mashup

Instamatic Star Wars Gurls (Katy Perry vs Meco) mashup

Credits:
Femtrooper image by Don Solo, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0.
Lady with cigarette Attribution: Bundesarchiv, Bild 102-13629 / CC-BY-SA 3.0
Grandpa’s friends by freeparking, CC BY-NC 2.0.

DJ NoNo – 99 Hardcore Problems (Jimmy Jay vs Jay-Z)

DJ NoNo – 99 Hardcore Problems (Jimmy Jay vs Jay-Z) mashup cover

Nuff Hardcore Problems, Primadonna Bitches!

Jimmy Jay-Z and the Happy Hardcore Posse Nena Style, 99 Problems And A Bastard Invasion Aint One. 2006 CREW REPREZENT!

99 Hardcore Problems (Jimmy Jay vs Jay-Z)

Mad OLd skool props goes out to Jay-Zeezer, 10 years of 99 Luft Problems! PROJECT FLAKE IN DA AREA!

tbc aka Instamatic – Her Breath Is The Wind (Rhiannon’s Breath) – Sia vs Fleetwood Mac

tbc aka Instamatic - Her Breath Is The Wind (Rhiannon's Breath) - Sia vs Fleetwood Mac rhiannons breath

A rarity a new mashup from me…a sequel of sorts to the Golden Mirror this I think works better…it’s Fleetwood Mac – Rhiannon vs Sia’s Breathe Me, a simple A vs B but I think has a great ambient mood, and makes me think of birds and wind and welsh goddesses.

tbc aka Instamatic – Her Breath Is The Wind (Rhiannon’s Breath)

Imagery is provided from Egypt, a collage of photographs I took of birds at Abu Simbel – keeping it related, pagan wise 😉

EDIT: And it now has a video:

Instamatic vs Captain Obvious – Party Groove v 2.0 (LMFAO vs Madonna) with new video!

Captain Obvious and Instamatic go head to head in bloody dancefloor battle with this mashup – taking CO’s Party Groove combining Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO with Madonna’s Into the Groove from way back in June (see below!) and polishing it Instamatic style for a brand new dancetastic coating. And it gets a video!

Instamatic vs Captain Obvious - Party Groove v 2.0 (LMFAO vs Madonna) with new video! partygroove v2

You can download the 320kbs MP3 here, for all good dancefloors > Instamatic vs Captain Obvious – Party Groove v2.0 (Madonna vs LMFAO)

Raiders of the Lost Mashups: Whiskey On My Mind (Thin Lizzy vs Pet Shop Boys)

Raiders of the Lost Mashups: Whiskey On My Mind (Thin Lizzy vs Pet Shop Boys) whiskey
Here is part 3 of the Raiders of the Lost Mashups series, a demo – a mashup of Pet Shop Boys ‘Always on my Mind’ vs Thin Lizzy’s “Whiskey in the Jar’.

I don’t usually post demos, I kind of rankle against the idea that people hear my dirty laundry, but in this case the dirt is pretty much not of my doing as there isn’t a clean acapella nor multitrack of the Thin Lizzy track – I so desperately wanted this to work when I first heard it, but alas the guitar won’t seperate and a lovely aside is that ringing tone created I think by the harmonics of said guitar, and a few other lovely clashes because of that….*sigh*. I think though it’s a great idea, and one day….if that acapella / multi ever does pop up, bagsy first go!

Instamatic – Whiskey on My Mind (Demo)

Mash and Beef: Ravril – Pure Avril Extract from Captain Obvious (Avril Lavigne vs SL2)

Mash and Beef: Ravril - Pure Avril Extract from Captain Obvious (Avril Lavigne vs SL2) ravril

Captain Obvious has taken Avril Lasagne sorry Lavigne’s “What the Hell’ and inspired by that organ part has added 100% new Ravril, the Pop Extract that Gives You Rave!

Ravril (What The SL2)

Ingredients:
SL2 – On a Ragga Tip (E101, E303, E-e-e)
Avril Lavigne – What the Hell (organic, slightly tofu flavoured)
Tongue in cheek (Silly, stupid and oh so obvious, but fun!)

Serving suggestion: on discerning dancefloors everywhere.

And it has a video!