Captain Obvious – Adele Sevenfold (Dear Adele) (Adele vs Avenged Sevenfold)

Captain Obvious Adele Sevenfold (Dear Adele) (Adele vs Avenged Sevenfold) mashup bootleg bastard pop diva country metal

Return of the Cap’n!

An obvious mash of country diva metal – of Easy on Me vs Avenged Sevenfold’s Dear God. That Easy on Me track works really well with country tunes.

I had more fun doing the artwork tbh. OBVIOUS!

One for the Tiktoks methinks…not that I’ll post there, I won’t past the age bar 😛

Thanks to Vixoriadrift and Reconthuse for timing advice on the first version which was slightly off beat – please download again!

EDIT- and I made a video – woah….long time not making one of those! Boo video blocked on YouTube….another DMCA appeal with SME. Always SME!

While waiting for that appeal, here’s Vimeo:

Download Captain Obvious – Adele Sevenfold

DJNoNo’s Cool Alugulug Cat disco rap mashup

Yo I heard you liked cats, so I put a cat on your cat - DJNoNo Catrap (Aluguluga Harmony) (Meow The Jewels vs Harmony Cats vs Rapcat feat. MC King Kitty vs The Kiffness)

WINNER OF THIS WEEKS CRUMPLBANGERS CHALLENGE!

DJNoNo won the Crumplbangers Discord Challege with this Cat disco Rap Cat hip hop mashup, what is the world coming to? It is Venezuelan Disco stars Harmony Cats – Harmony Cats’ Theme vs Meow The Jewels vs RapCat ft MC King Kitty vs The Kiffness featuring Alugulug Cat!

YO I HEARD YOU LIKED CATS! I PUT CAT SONGS WITHIN YOUR CAT SONGS, NOT DAWGS

Download this feline madness here, crazy cat person.

Solar First (Lorde vs Bobby Goldsboro)

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A nostalgic mashup for the end of summer, and originally made for Useo’s Summer Booty but not finished in time – so doubly fashionably late for the beach party!

Solar Power meets Bobby Goldsboro’s The First Time, a forgotten classic from 1973. Even has the same hint of menace/weirdness at the end like the original Solar Power track.

Instamatic – Solar First (Lorde vs Bobby Goldsboro)

Riot Britney (B-52’s vs Riot Jazz Brass Band – Toxic Love Shack)

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FREE BRITKNEE WITH EVERY PURCHASE!

Oh ya not buyin’? Gah.

Remake of da Thrifty’s Toxic Love Shack bootlet with da Heavy Heavy Minceta Sound of brass up yr ass, riot for your diet, jazz for yr err…chaz?

Riot Jazz Brass Band brass n’ bass cover Toxic wiv Bees 52 hives in the Love Shack. BRASS RIOT! Shack-tack-ular!

DJNoNo – Riot Britney (Toxic Love Shack TXL reboot – B-52’s vs Riot Jazz Brass Band)

And here is moar ska 4 yr summer!

Toxic Love Shack Skank (Britney Spears vs B-52’s)

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Purely out of the blue I decided to recreate Thriftshop XL’s Toxic Love Shack bootleg from 2004. Remember that? I’m sure everyone has forgotten it by now.

Anyway I have never done a B-52’s – Love Shack nor a Britney Spears – Toxic mashup *clutch pearls – I kno rite?* so with this mashup I put that right forthwith. Using The Bluebeater’s excellent ‘One Drop’ ska version of Toxic, with the original vocals for a ska/dubby summer jam.

Oh and FREE BRITNEY (well seems like she is, but who knows by the time this gets published – btw I am writing this in advance as I’ll be on holiday when this goes out). (Also might be why the player isn’t visible as I will try to switch it to public on some remote cliff somewhere – but might not get any signal!)

Instamatic – Toxic Love Shack Skank – B-52’s – Love Shack vs The Bluebeaters – Toxic (One Drop Version)

High & Dry Feeling (Bo Burnham vs Radiohead)

Lewis Wake’s has released ‘Outside’ a mashup album of songs from Bo Burnham’s moving (if tonally weird) Netflix special Inside.

I was surprised my favourite song ‘That Funny Feeling’ wasn’t included (I like it so much it’s featured on the next podcast, the list show #2), so I’ve given it the Radiohead rock treatment.

tbc aka Instamatic - High & Dry Feeling (Bo Burnham vs Radiohead) inside funny feeling mashup high and dry cover bootleg bastard pop

Again, a personal mashup about alienation, state of the world….and mental health.

tbc aka Instamatic – High & Dry Feeling (Bo Burnham vs Radiohead)

DJNoNo at Crumplstock 9: Angry & Anti

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DJNoNo’s Anti Angry set (starts 7 mins in) for the still-going Crumplstock 9 is up – yes didn’t take him weeks to post it! And he goes HARD and intense and fast – think silly plunderphonic mashcore, donk, Does It Bang?, gabba, breakcore, bootleg, white label, classical techno, even a bit of disco and strange Xtian music. And that’s just the danceable bits.

Extreme BPMs, dumb noise and very angry and a wee bit offensive. To anyone with ears, basically. Can you survive the DJNoNo Set Survival Challenge?

It’s made of WRONG. So it’s very crumpl. pure Crumplbangers! ;-(

Download it here (59:32. 87MB) or listen to past sets here (weirdly I never really posted the older mixes here, but over at Radio Clash – not sure why)

  • SPYRO – Nobody Likes The Records
  • Phil Mac – Welcome To The Jungle
  • Malcolm Middleton And David Shrigley – When Words Fall In A Toast
  • Spongebob Squarewave – Feel Da Luv
  • Audiotist – Gimme Gimme
  • G3RSt – Gimme Pussy! (ABBA vs. Rammstein)
  • Little Marcy – I Love Little Pussy
  • JAKAZiD – Donk Español
  • Petrol Hoers – Baby Donk
  • DJNoNo – Eva’s Polkka Donk Troosers (Bilal Göregen vs Donald Where’s Your Troosers vs Donk)
  • Classical Techno – Vivaldi 2000 (club mix)
  • Edwin Triumph – Music Banger
  • rastatroll – Big Up (feat general levy)
  • JAKAZID – Wanasthasia (T99 vs. Spice Girls)
  • Alien Hand – Zaggacore
  • Katy Stott – Chirpy Chirpy Cheep (Disco Version)
  • Rokhausen – Pianomang
  • DJNoNo – Leave Home For A Watermelon Tonight (Too Busy Edit) (Savoy Havana Band vs Chemical Brothers)
  • Dsico – Compton Magic (N.W.A. vs. Olivia Newton-John)
  • Sarah Brightman – Who Wants To Live Forever (Xenomania Club Mix)
  • Moped – Livin’ on A Prayer
  • GFOTY – GFOTY – Creep (Ur A)
  • Spongebob Squarewave – Witney Riddim
  • pomDeter – Annie’s Napalm

DJNoNo at Crumplstock 9 6PM Saturday

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Contrary to previous reports, it’s not Instamatic at 7PM but DJNoNo at 6PM playing as part of Crumplstock.9 this Saturday 26th of June, UK time (BST). expect maximum donkage/silliness/probably no Windmill songs this time. He has been DJing at Crumplstock on and off since the 2nd one. – and even when not officially on the roster, a sneaky after party set can happen…

Check out https://crumplstock.com/ or go to https://www.twitch.tv/realfingertrouble at the time.

Line up so far is stellar – Scott Cairo, Pulsarmashups, ah!, iWillBattle, oki, The DDN, Butterfly Boy, Flamingot92, Dj Cougar, Garagara, Marty Batfreak, leespoons, GladiLord, Dunproofin, DJ Firth, Iamjstncrdble, pomDeter, Pimpdaddysupreme, CTFX, Grave Danger, DJ Kal, Boogie Down Under, duuzu, WholePunch, ToToM, gaproom fucking twins, Budtheweiser, MixmstrStel, Lewis Wake, KrazyBen and more!

Taylor Swift vs Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince – Instamatic on Summer Booty 2021

Taylor Swift vs Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Instamatic Summertime Shake mashup bootleg bastard pop

Just a reminder I have a track on this year’s Summer Booty from DJ Useo – very proud of it, it’s called ‘Summertime Shake’ and it’s Taylor Swift’s ‘Shake It Off’ vs DJ Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince Kool and the Gang sampling ‘Summertime’ – the whole 3 album set is good, a lot of summer jams (and one winter jam ;-( ) – you can download it here https://audioboots.org/Albums/SB2021/

Useo asked me to be on the album which is really kind, but nothing came to me until the night of the deadline. I was going through tracks for last week’s Crumplbangers challenge and left Summertime playing while I was listening to Shake It Off and went ‘hold on…this works!’. I am a massive Kool & The Gang fan (I even own a 7″ of Jungle Boogie, blame Pulp Fiction for that) and Summertime is basically Summer Madness so it was Kool and the Gang by proxy for me..

You can see the cover I made for it above.

Leave Home For A Watermelon Tonight (Too Busy Edit) (Savoy Havana Band vs Chemical Brothers)

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Again MrNoNo is too lazy to post this himself, so muggins here has to do it. He did leave a note:

“Brought to you by the Watermelon Marketing Board, why not leave home for a watermelon tonight? Exit Planet Pips, bring your girl a watermelon, or maybe your Chemical Brother some watermelon flavouring.”

No idea what that means.

Again for the 60+ years time difference Crumplbangers Discord Challenge, DJNoNo wandered in with some 78’s and a copy of Exit Planet Dust and made a Proper Old Skool Crumplbanger. There’s a track from 1925 – Savoy Havana Band – I’m Gonna Bring A Watermelon To My Girl To-Night and 1995 – The Chemical Brothers – Leave Home, 70 years difference. And some TED Talk rabbiting on about being too busy…I think DJNoNo didn’t like his work being called that, so he got in early…They have TED Talks in Nantwich now?

“Fuck electroswing”, says Mr NoNo. Yeah he’s not a fan since those posh twats in suits took it over.

(This is the original song that the Bonzo Dog Band coverered)

Leave Home For A Watermelon Tonight (Too Busy Edit) (Savoy Havana Band vs Chemical Brothers)